Got to stumble on this lovely rambling of yours, and I’m glad I did. I hope your incoming paternity and maternity are coming along well. Wait, you are pregnant, aren’t you, Sieni?

Speaking of pregnancy, a few days ago, because I was bored at work, I stood up and announced that I was going on paternity leave because I would like to be a father. So if anyone wanted to marry me and fulfill my paternity leave, they could e-mail me.

Needless to say, these clueless young Indians I work with here in Mumbai stared at me for five seconds, and returned to their work.

So I sat down and continued being bored.

Are you bored yet? So say hi to everyone out there in Haifa who I still know. I have no idea who they are, but do say hello, Saba.

Love,
:: Paul A.